September 13-16
Portland, Ore.
September 13-16
Portland, Ore.
MakerBot
Canvas / 4chan
2D Boy (World of Goo)
Simple
Studio Neat
Kickstarter
Etsy
Diesel Sweeties
Metafilter
Indie Game: The Movie
The Atavist
Singer-songwriter
VHX for Artists
Professor, ITP
CASH Music
Black Apple
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows.
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks.
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows.
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit…
But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to you.
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit?
It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown.
However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?
Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it?
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out.